15 Adorable Facts About Pygmy Hippos You’ll Want to Share for Pygmy Hippo Day

Pygmy hippos may be smaller than their famous cousins, but they’re packed with personality. These rare, reclusive creatures are full of oddball traits that make them both adorable and fascinating. If you’re not already obsessed, you will be by the end of this list.

1. They’re Not Baby Hippos—They’re a Whole Different Species

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People often mistake pygmy hippos for baby versions of the regular kind, but that’s totally wrong. They’re their own separate species, with different behavior and body builds. Pygmy hippos live in forests, not rivers, and are more solitary. Think of them as the introverted cousin with better jungle vibes.

2. They Sweat Sunscreen

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No joke, their skin releases a reddish goo that acts like natural sunblock. It helps keep them moisturized and protects against infections, too. This weird sweat is why they sometimes look like they’re crying blood. Glamorous and practical, these hippos are skincare goals.

3. They’re Super Rare in the Wild

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There are fewer than 3,000 pygmy hippos left out there, and they’re hard to find. They hide in dense forests of West Africa, away from people and noise. Most of what we know about them comes from the ones in zoos. Basically, they’re unicorns with short legs and no horns.

4. They Love Water, but Not as Much as Their Bigger Cousins

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Pygmy hippos like to chill in swamps and streams but spend more time on land than regular hippos. They’re good swimmers but also walk through the forest to forage. Their bodies are built for land and water, like little amphibious tanks. Still, they do love a good soak now and then.

5. They’re Shy—And We Mean REALLY Shy

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You won’t catch a pygmy hippo crashing a party or posing for selfies. These creatures are secretive and mostly active at night. Even researchers have a hard time tracking them in the wild. Basically, if a pygmy hippo doesn’t want to be seen, good luck spotting it.

6. Baby Pygmy Hippos Are Next-Level Cute

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They’re born weighing about 10–15 pounds, like a big watermelon. Right from the start, they’re mini versions of their parents, with tiny ears and wiggly snouts. Moms are super protective, keeping them tucked away from threats. Honestly, it’s hard not to fall in love at first squeak.

7. They Walk Underwater Like Pros

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Instead of floating or swimming all the time, pygmy hippos kind of moonwalk underwater. They push off the bottom and glide along using their toes like paddles. It looks weird but totally works for navigating shallow streams. Basically, they’re the silent ninjas of the riverbed.

8. They Poop to Mark Their Territory—While Spinning Their Tails

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Yep, they literally helicopter poop. When they want to claim an area, they flick their tails while doing their business to spray it around. It’s gross, but it works like a charm in the hippo world—territory: marked, loud and clear.

9. Their Closest Living Relative Isn’t What You Think

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Believe it or not, pygmy hippos are more closely related to whales than pigs or cows. They share an ancient ancestor with these giant sea creatures. It’s a weird family tree, but biology doesn’t care about logic. Tiny forest hippo, meet your cousin, the humpback.

10. They’ve Got Big Appetites for Plants

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Pygmy hippos are herbivores with a serious love for leaves, roots, and fallen fruits. At night, they roam the forest ground for snacks, using their keen sense of smell to find food. They can chow down 50 pounds of greens in one night. Salad never looked so powerful.

11. Their Snouts Are Built for Jungle Life

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That wide, squishy snout isn’t just for looks—it’s made for rooting around in the underbrush. They can move it like a mini trunk to explore and sniff out food. It’s surprisingly expressive and makes them even more lovable. Who knew a nose could be that useful?  

12. They’re Built Like Bowling Balls With Legs

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Short, stocky, and low to the ground, pygmy hippos are tough little tanks. Their build helps them muscle through thick brush and slippery mud. Don’t let the cute fool you—they can move fast when they want to. Stubby legs mean strong wills.

13. They Communicate With Little Grunts and Squeaks

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Pygmy hippos aren’t loud like regular hippos but still have a voice. They grunt softly to say hi, warn others, or chat with their babies. It’s a low-key sound, like jungle whispers. Basically, it’s a pygmy hippo ASMR.

14. They’re Pretty Good at Minding Their Own Business

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Unlike regular hippos that like to hang out in groups, pygmy hippos prefer to go solo. Even when they share territory, they keep a polite distance. They’re the ultimate peaceful neighbors—quiet, clean, and never nosy. A model roommate, really.

15. They’ve Got Fans in High Places

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Even royalty loves pygmy hippos—one was gifted to the Bronx Zoo by President Charles D. King of Liberia in 1927. That little hippo started a whole dynasty in captivity. Most of today’s zoo pygmy hippos are descendants of that one gift. Talk about a VIP (Very Important Pygmy).

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