15 Toy Lines That Tried (and Failed) to Be the Next Big Thing
These forgotten toys had big dreams but ended up gathering dust on clearance shelves.
- Chris Graciano
- 3 min read

Not every toy gets to be a household name like Barbie or Transformers. Some lines launched with high hopes, flashy commercials, and wild gimmicks only to vanish almost overnight. Here’s a look at 15 ambitious toy lines that aimed for stardom but never stuck the landing.
1. Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future
Wikimedia Commons
This line blended action figures with a TV show that let you shoot at the screen: cool in theory, chaotic in practice. The tech rarely worked, and kids quickly lost interest.
2. Sky Dancers (for Boys)
Mike Mozart on Flickr
While the original Sky Dancers were a hit with girls, the boy-targeted versions bombed. With aggressive designs and rocket-like launches, they caused more injuries than fun.
3. Food Fighters
Brecht Bug on Flickr
Armed hamburgers and combat-ready eggplants seemed fun on paper. However, the idea of food-themed soldiers never really connected with kids.
4. Battle Beasts
heath_bar on Flickr
These small animal warriors had heat-sensitive stickers to show their powers. It was a neat concept, but the figures lacked personality and depth.
5. Crystar: Crystal Warrior
~ tOkKa on Flickr
Based on a Marvel comic, Crystar figures looked cool with their translucent designs. However, the story was too niche, and kids preferred more familiar fantasy worlds.
6. Army Ants
Bryan Wilkinson on Flickr
Tiny insect soldiers with rubbery bodies and goofy names, these figures were quirky but lacked any media tie-in. Without a cartoon or comic, they couldn’t compete in the crowded 80s toy market.
7. Z-Bots
Mathijs Dubbeldam on Flickr
Miniature robotic warriors from Micro Machines creators, Z-Bots had tons of variety but no storyline. Kids loved collecting them for a bit, but without a narrative hook, interest dropped.
8. Barnyard Commandos
Nong on Unsplash
Mutant farm animals in military gear made for a strange pitch. They were marketed hard, including a short-lived animated series, but kids just didn’t bite.
9. Inhumanoids
fbwash on DeviantArt
This horror-inspired line featured giant monsters and a surprisingly dark cartoon. The creatures were detailed, but the tone was way too creepy for most children.
10. M.A.X. Steel (2000s reboot)
Xelku9 on Deviant Art
The original had a modest following, but the reboot tried too hard to modernize everything. Overcomplicated gadgets and weak storytelling didn’t help.
11. Biker Mice from Mars
PokemonToonPatrolFan on DeviantArt
These tough-talking rodents had a brief cult following and even a cartoon. However, they couldn’t escape comparisons to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
12. Skeleton Warriors
TomatoRoll on DeviantArt
Gothic design and creepy villains made this line stand out visually. However, the cartoon was short-lived, and the toy joints broke easily.
13. Xevoz
Gobi on Flickr
Marketed toward older kids and collectors, these customizable figures had swappable parts and wild designs. The concept was unique but too niche and pricey.
14. Stikfas
herval on Flickr
These poseable, buildable stick-figure toys were ahead of the modular trend. They had a loyal fanbase but lacked mass appeal due to their minimalist look.
15. Savage Mondo Blitzers
WishItWas1984 on Flickr
These crazy mini-figures rode skateboards and had outrageous names like “Wedgie Daredevil.” They were fun for a laugh but had zero depth or direction.