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The 1980s were filled with all kinds of home gadgets, including thermometers that looked impressive but were rarely accurate. This list features 12 types that almost every household owned, from flashy digital weather stations to basic glass tubes. These quirky devices remind us how people once trusted technology that often got the temperature wrong.

1. 1. The Big Red Tube Thermometer

Many homes had a large red plastic thermometer hanging in the hallway or near the front door. It looked serious enough to seem trustworthy, but the readings were rarely accurate. Families often checked it only to end up arguing about whether the house was hot or cold. Despite its flaws, it stayed on the wall because it felt like a household staple.

2. 2. Early Digital Weather Station with Humidity Gauge

This digital weather station came with small buttons and a glowing LED screen that looked advanced for its time. It promised accurate readings for both temperature and humidity, but its sensors often drifted off after a few months. Parents loved showing it off to visitors, claiming it made the home “modern.” In the end, it became more of a cool gadget than a reliable tool.

3. 3. The Sunshine Logo Indoor-Outdoor Thermometer

This thermometer featured a cheerful sun logo that gave it a friendly look. It claimed to track both indoor and outdoor temperatures using a small attached sensor. The outdoor part rarely worked, especially when the wire got tangled or lost. Still, it stayed on the wall because it brightened up the room.

4. 4. Outdoor Metal Probe Thermometer

Mounted just outside the kitchen window, this thermometer gave the impression of scientific accuracy. Its metal design gave it a professional, durable look. Unfortunately, the sun often heated the wall behind it, making the temperature higher than it actually was. Even so, homeowners trusted it for years because it looked “official.”

5. 5. Compact Red Digital Shelf Thermometer

This small red thermometer sat proudly on bookshelves or window sills in many homes. Its glowing numbers made it seem modern and precise. However, it sometimes displayed strange readings when left near sunlight or heaters. Families kept it around because it added a pop of color and looked stylish for its time.

6. 6. Wall Mounted Weather Station Set

The wall-mounted weather station tried to combine everything — a thermometer, barometer, and sometimes a humidity gauge. It made the living room feel like a weather-tracking command center. Most people rarely knew how to read it properly, but it looked impressive to guests. Over time, it became more of a vintage display than a functional piece.

7. 7. Bright Neon Strip Thermometer

Brightly colored thermometers in shades of pink, blue, and green were popular in the eighties. They added a splash of personality to kitchens and kids’ rooms. The numbers often faded, and the temperature readings were inconsistent. Still, people loved them for their playful look that matched the decade’s bold style.

8. 8. Freezer and Outdoor Combo Thermometer

This thermometer was marketed as a two-in-one device for both freezers and outdoor areas. It came with a suction cup or small clip that made it easy to move around. Most owners forgot which side was meant for the freezer, leading to confusing results. It was more of a conversation piece than a serious measuring tool.

9. 9. Temperature and Humidity Combo Handheld

The handheld temperature and humidity device gave families a sense of control over their indoor comfort. It could be carried from room to room, which made it fun for kids to experiment with. However, its sensors were easily affected by body heat and drafts. It was less about accuracy and more about curiosity.

10. 10. Modest Wooden Frame Thermometer

This thermometer was simple and timeless, often found in hallways or living rooms. Its wooden frame helped it blend in with traditional furniture. It did not promise fancy features but quietly did its job, even when the readings were a few degrees off. Many families kept it for decades because it felt familiar and dependable.

11. 11. The “It’s Perfectly Fine” Thermometer

This was the classic wall thermometer that every grandparent swore by. It never seemed to change much, even when the weather did. Families compared it with newer models only to realize it was often inaccurate. Still, no one ever thought of replacing it because it had become part of the home’s routine.

12. 12. The Overhyped Multi-Sensor Weather Station

The multi-sensor weather station looked like something straight out of a science fair. It claimed to track temperature, humidity, and even short-term forecasts. The sensors often broke, and no one really understood how to calibrate them. It eventually turned into a fancy shelf decoration rather than a real weather tracker.

13. 13. Desk Thermometer with Flip Display

This compact desk thermometer was a common sight in home offices during the eighties. It often had a clear dome and rotating numbers that flipped as the temperature changed. The movement fascinated kids but made adults question its accuracy. It ended up being used more as a paperweight than a real weather tool.

14. 14. Window-Mounted Suction Thermometer

Sticking right onto the glass, this suction-cup thermometer seemed like a great idea at first. It let people check the outdoor temperature without stepping outside. Unfortunately, direct sunlight often made it show much warmer readings than reality. Still, it stayed popular because it looked clever and futuristic for its time.

15. 15. Liquid Crystal Strip Thermometer

This thermometer used color-changing liquid crystals that shifted shades depending on the temperature. It looked magical when new but soon lost its color accuracy after years on the wall. Many thought it was cutting-edge science in a strip of plastic. Even when it stopped working, it was too fun-looking to throw away.

16. 16. Window Dial Thermometer

The window dial thermometer had a big, round face that displayed the temperature with a bold pointer. It was easy to read from across the room, which made it a family favorite. Sadly, condensation often fogged up the glass and made the numbers hard to see. Even with that flaw, people kept it because it felt like part of the house.

17. 17. Mercury Tube Thermometer

Before digital models took over, the traditional mercury thermometer was everywhere. It offered a simple glass design and a red line that everyone squinted to read. While it worked well, it was also fragile and risky when dropped. Most families kept it for decades before finally replacing it.

18. 18. Fish-Shaped Bath Thermometer

Designed for kids, this cute plastic fish thermometer floated in the bathtub to check the water temperature. Parents trusted it to make bath time safe, but it was more toy than tool. It faded over time and often stopped working after a few uses. Even so, it became a fun memory from many childhood baths.

19. 19. Digital Clock and Thermometer Combo

This gadget mixed a temperature display with a digital clock, making it a popular bedside item. It looked sleek and modern, often glowing softly in the dark. The temperature readings, however, changed wildly depending on how close it sat to a lamp. Most people kept it for the clock and ignored the thermometer.

20. 20. Decorative House-Shaped Wall Thermometer

The house-shaped wall thermometer combined art and function in one charming piece. It usually featured painted flowers or cozy home designs around the temperature scale. Even when the numbers faded or the glass cracked, families refused to take it down. It became more of a sentimental decoration than a working device.

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